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yeah i want that kick ass ying yang coffee table
By the way: We have all kinds of drinking glasses - just look at the page I just open for you. Also, you get refreshing drinks and great food in the IKEA restaurants.
To which IKEA store are you referring to when asking about the restaurant?
There are many different methods of communication, some faster than others. If you need to communicate with IKEA, you can use this form I am opening for you.
I don't know the answer to that question yet, I am sorry. Please contact your local store for help on the issue.
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As you wish. What would you like to know about IKEA?
transfer me to customer service
Which IKEA store would you like the contact details for?
Sorry, but that's an object that I don't really know enough about to be able to comment on. Let's talk about something else...
There is no actual head office of IKEA. Please contact your closest store for more information. Read here about the IKEA Group divisions and locations, which total 270 IKEA stores in 36 countries and territories.
you better hope your story holds up against my google fu
All of IKEA's products are made to the highest standards.
Headquarters Delft, South Holland, The Netherlands
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Thanks. I am happy that you thought that was good.
Please try and talk to me about IKEA. That's why I'm here.