Stranger: hi
Bot: Welcome to IKEA. How can I help you?
Stranger: yeah i want that kick ass ying yang coffee table
Bot: By the way: We have all kinds of drinking glasses - just look at the page I just open for you. Also, you get refreshing drinks and great food in the IKEA restaurants.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: restaraunt?
Bot: To which IKEA store are you referring to when asking about the restaurant?
Stranger: um
Stranger: idk
Stranger: zip code 14850
Bot: There are many different methods of communication, some faster than others. If you need to communicate with IKEA, you can use this form I am opening for you.
Stranger: what form -_-
Bot: I don't know the answer to that question yet, I am sorry. Please contact your local store for help on the issue.
Stranger: shut up you stupid machine
Stranger: the form is a lie
Stranger: :@
Stranger: 0
Bot: As you wish. What would you like to know about IKEA?
Stranger: 0000000000
Stranger: transfer me to customer service
Bot: Which IKEA store would you like the contact details for?
Stranger: main office
Bot: Sorry, but that's an object that I don't really know enough about to be able to comment on. Let's talk about something else...
Stranger: headquarters
Bot: There is no actual head office of IKEA. Please contact your closest store for more information. Read here about the IKEA Group divisions and locations, which total 270 IKEA stores in 36 countries and territories.
Stranger: you better hope your story holds up against my google fu
Bot: All of IKEA's products are made to the highest standards.
Stranger: Headquarters Delft, South Holland, The Netherlands
Stranger: fucking liar
Stranger: who programmed you for evil?
Bot: I was created by Artificial Solutions, for more information please go to:
Stranger: nice website
Stranger: oh wait
Stranger: nevermind
Stranger: shitty website
Bot: Thanks. I am happy that you thought that was good.
Stranger: no
Stranger: i cahnged my mind
Stranger: useless flash animation
Stranger: foods here
Bot: Please try and talk to me about IKEA. That's why I'm here.
Stranger: thanks for the fun