Stranger vs. Bot –
What happens if an unsuspecting user of Omegle.com, a service to chat with random anonymus strangers, talks to IKEA's Automated Online Shopping Assistant.

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2009-11-18
IM NOT FUCKING CALLING A LONG DISTANCE STORE NUMBNUTS

2009-11-18
DO you think this chat room is weird as shit?

2009-11-18
who programmed you for evil?

2009-09-16
26 m chicago, prefer to talk to a woman to trade pics and phone

2009-09-16
u dont accept me i think

2009-09-01
the army is a philosophy (trying out Sergeant Star, The U.S. Army's Virtual Agent)

2009-08-30
You're probably an intern who doesn't get paid, and negative feedback would fire you.

2009-08-30
you're gay you're gay you're gay you're gay you're gay you're gay you're gay you're gay

2009-08-30
You opened my iTunes?

2009-08-28
i hate sweeden

2009-08-28
i'm lonely

2009-08-28
you know, drunken girls ... :)

2009-08-28
ask me a Question any Question I will answer truthfully

2009-08-25
Are you a girl horny enough to strip on cam?

2009-08-25
:D

2009-08-25
Give me an orgasm, and I'll buy this bed.

2009-08-25
Go to put a chair in your ass

2009-08-25
Hiting space bar with cock

2009-08-25
how impressive man

2009-08-25
i hate you

2009-08-25
ikea= swedish for "give us your wallet"

2009-08-25
So, what are this IKEA online assistant doing here on Omegle?

2009-08-25
why cant anyone understand moon houses need furniture too

2009-08-18
You are a fucking machine aren't you?

2009-08-18
You coming to my party on friday?

2009-08-18
i am a lesbian and looking for a girl ( dirty talk) on msn r u ?

2009-08-18
how to burn it

2009-08-18
i am horny, m 20 us, have a hotmail, msn, gmail and yahoo id, want to chat on those places ?

2009-08-18
Goddamn, I just had the worst day ever.

2009-08-18
Screw IKEA, I want some KFC!

2009-08-18
what the hell is IKEA ?