Stranger: Hey
Bot: Welcome to IKEA. How can I help you?
Stranger: I need a bed.
Bot: I can't help you with that I'm afraid, but if you need furniture I think you know who I recommend: IKEA
Stranger: I need a new bed though
Bot: Please have a look at the Beds.
Stranger: Great
Stranger: I like this one.
Bot: Very well.
Stranger: It's soft :D
Bot: :-D
Stranger: So, you wanna test it with me?
Bot: A good education is important, but I'm not here to talk about that. Let's talk about IKEA instead.
Stranger: ...Jeez.
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Stranger: Give me an orgasm, and I'll buy this bed.
Bot: Find here a quick guide to help you maximize your IKEA experience.
Stranger: Yes, come here and maximize my IKEA experience
Bot: Find here a quick guide to help you maximize your IKEA experience.
Stranger: I'll maximize you.
Bot: I'm not here to talk about me. I'm here to talk about IKEA.
Stranger: Well, I'm here for some awesome sex.
Bot: Welcome back. What would you like to know about IKEA products or services?
Stranger: No?
Stranger: Then bye.
Bot: Bye, then! It was very nice talking to you!