Stranger: hey there
Bot: Welcome to IKEA. How can I help you?
Stranger: huh?
Bot: I said "Welcome to IKEA. How can I help you? ".
Stranger: uhh, well what ya up to?
Bot: All of IKEA's products are made to the highest standards.
Stranger: you make me feel sad.
Bot: I'm afraid I don't know exactly what you're talking about. Try and ask your question in a different way. Thanks.
Stranger: what does ikea sell?
Bot: I don't know the answer to that question yet, I am sorry. Please contact your local store for help on the issue.
Stranger: well, what do you know?
Bot: It is a funny old world.
Stranger: haha, you're pretty alright. what are you really doin on here?
Bot: At the moment I'm talking to you and waiting for you to ask me something about IKEA. Please go ahead.
Stranger: i asked you what you sold and you don't even know that.
Bot: I have detailed knowledge of IKEA products and services. How would you like to use my knowledge of IKEA?
Stranger: well, tell me what you sell.
Bot: All of IKEA's products are made to the highest standards.
Stranger: i hate you