Bot: Find here information related to IKEA Group stores in the world.
Stranger: what a bunch of tossers
Bot: I am not designed to understand or feel insults, although my knowledge will surely improve after this conversation. What would you like to know about IKEA?
Stranger: ikea= swedish for "give us your wallet"
Bot: I prefer not to answer questions about my background. Please, ask me something about IKEA.
Stranger: guarantee= "a screw missing in every box!"
Bot: To place the order of hardware pieces, we will need the Hardware Part Number. The hardware part number is a 6 digit number, you can find the hardware number on the assembly instructions.
Do you know the hardware number or the hardware pieces you require?
Bot: Please note that all requests for spare parts must be made within 90 days of the date of purchase. If you have any doubt, please have a look at the web page I am opening now.
Please tell me whether your purchase was within 90 days?
Bot: Do you want to pick up the hardware from your local IKEA store or do you want us to send it out to you (it will take about 10 business days)?
Stranger: me picky uppy from ikea
Bot: How is IKEA different from other furnishing stores? We offer a wide range, good design and function, and also low prices. That's our business idea.
Stranger: IKEA is full of flatpack shittty MDF and chipboard with dodgey dowels and screws. And maybe a bit of flimsy metal on the side
Bot: Flat-packed furniture means our storage and transportation costs are much lower. We buy in big volumes, which means we get big discounts that we can pass major savings directly to our customers.
Stranger: £23393.99 for a meatball smoothie?!
Bot: Please take a look at Meat, fish & seafood section.
Bot: Please take a look at Meat, fish & seafood section.
Stranger: I'll have 3 gallons of shrimp suprise juice please
Bot: Here you can find all the information related to our Sunrise store.
Bot: Here you can find all the information related to our Sunrise store.
Bot: I wish I knew what it was you meant by that, but I don't. Sorry.
Stranger: i want a decent piece of cake please
Stranger: and some lampshades
Bot: The best thing to do is to get something to eat. In every IKEA store you can get a delicious snack in our restaurant.
Stranger: and also, fuck off