Stranger: [Error message: 012873050950. System shutdown is imminant, self destruction sequence engaged.]
Bot: I do apologize but it seems that we are having technical difficulties with our order processing system. Please try placing your order again at a later time.
Stranger: Damnit! I wanted a fried chicken combo meal before I died!
Bot: The best thing to do is to get something to eat. In every IKEA store you can get a delicious snack in our restaurant.
Stranger: Screw IKEA, I want some KFC!
Bot: The best thing to do is to get something to eat. In every IKEA store you can get a delicious snack in our restaurant.
Stranger: [Self destruction sequence imminant. Five seconds remaining.]
Bot: As I am only an advanced computer program, I cannot answer more than one sentence at a time. Please simplify and repeat the most important question within your previous input, and I will try to reply as accurately as possible. I am opening a page now which you can use if you wish to contact Customer Services. Thank you very much!
Bot: I'm not sure what you're trying to exclaim. Please be a little more detailed if you can.
Stranger: [Have a nice day.]