Stranger: hi <.<
Stranger: >.>
Stranger: >.<
Bot: Welcome to IKEA. How can I help you?
Stranger: oh, I want some - hard wood - can you help me ? :D
Bot: For which product would you like to know what kind of materials it is made from?
Stranger: A wooden stick made of wood
Stranger: Hannês
Bot: You can find all products on the HANNES product line in the page I am now opening for you.
Stranger: YAY ME!
Bot: You can view information about IKEA stores in the USA in the page I am opening for you now, which also includes stores that are coming soon!
Stranger: thats totally great
Stranger: but i'm in germany :(
Stranger: poor me
Stranger: *cry*
Bot: You said it.
Bot: You can view information about IKEA stores worldwide here.
Stranger: yay :D
Bot: :o)
Stranger: i'll head to bed, good night mister ikea guy!
Bot: I don't sleep, but thanks anyway. Goodnight.
Stranger: *hugs*
Bot: I'm not here to talk about me. I'm here to talk about IKEA.
Stranger: yea, ikea is great
Stranger: its like a big sexy porn
Stranger: with... chairs
Stranger: and tables...
Bot: I'm afraid I'm not willing to discuss this subject in any way.
Stranger: candles
Stranger: :P
Stranger: just kidding
Stranger: you know, drunken girls ... :)
Stranger: nn